Editor note: ‘Insert something clever here, pls’

  • Ingredients: 5
  • Pans: 0
  • Time until you can eat: 7 minutes
  • Energy required: low

Lettuce and Tomato Salad

I’m running low on energy and wittiness, so I’m gonna make this lettuce and tomato salad. I’m also gonna be lazy when it comes to this here text. I let myself give up on being clever today. And I’m gonna take whatever in my fridge looks green and fresh and vitamin-y, chop it and put in a bowl. No fuss, and I really don’t want anything to wither, my moods are quite enough. 


  • 1 tomato
  • 1 cucumber
  • ½ lettuce and/ or a handful of spinach or arugula/ rocket
  • Whatever cheese you have
  • Olive oil


  1. Wash the tomato, cucumber and lettuce. 
  2. Chop them whatever size you feel like it. 
  3. Add them to a bowl with the cheese, sprinkle salt and add some olive oil.
  4. Toss with a fork. 

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